At the beginning of time, aliens came to the earth to create the ultimate organic weapon.

They created mankind.

Eons later, the year is 2022.

The festering scourge of humanity still reigns supreme.

The Robotronic DNA implanted in their genome lies dormant, awaiting activation, and their true purpose is forgotten.

Until, light years away, the High Lord Glaxon of planet Robotron declares war on the galaxy,

activating the sleeper cell of human robotronic hybrids. But then he choked on Bobo stew and died.

He was succeeded by his only son, Fedman FedEx of the Glogan Army.

And now, Commander Fedman approaches Earth with a fleet of Dirkson Destroyo's TM to claim his birthright

and to unleash a galactic onslaught of universal proportions upon our pale blue dot.

On earth, the very ground tears asunder.

The seas boil and run red with the blood of the unfortunate.

They have discontinued Doritos.

Refuge from the assault is only possible for those who are rich and awesome enough to afford underground bunkers.

Armed with nothing but a podcast studio, an archive of all human information, and an artificial intelligence protocol known only as Jubio 3.

Cameron, Caleb, and Patrick have nothing better to do

than to film themselves having fun.

Okay, peace out.

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