Lightning, whole man. Please do not exceed your maximum suckage allowance during this episode.

Damn, that's how we got to start this show. Who let her on the show?

I don't, I just, the door was open and Alice just walked in, gave us a warning.

Not to exceed the maximum suckage allowance for this episode.

Get out, Alice. All right, well then, it's up to you to start the show with some story that you claim you have.

I forgot about it. So, you know, you guys don't know this, but we always talk before the show and say, all right, well, how are we going to get into the show?

Lightning says, well, do you have anything to start the show? And I said, well, something, but I'll say it for later.

And he goes, oh, I got something. And literally about 187 seconds later, he goes, what are we going to start the show with?

So, I'm cruising down the street. As you know, I hate the peeps that don't turn on their headlights.

I'm cruising down the street less night. And there's a minivan. It's like a Honda Odyssey minivan. And I look in and I roll down the window.

And there's an old lady behind the wheel, gray hair, like old, but she's got that.

What if she was one of those hair? What if she was just one of those people that grazed early?

I mean, she just looked old. She had the big like giant glasses, the old lady glasses.

You know, they're like, I couldn't see a chain. It was kind of dark. It was just, I could see.

You mean, she wasn't illuminated by your dashboard?

Well, there was enough. I could see the gray hair and the glasses. So it was, it was an old lady.

And I'm like, your lights, your lights aren't on.

She looks, she's kind of confused because she took our minute to roll down the window.

Make sure I wasn't some stalker, right? She rolls it out. She looks at me and she looks.

I wouldn't roll down the window for you. She flicks on the light. She looks back at me and she gives me the peace sign.

She goes, right on, bro, bro.

That's just like 90, called me bro.

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