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I'm a draft, atheism, introversion, so a lot of interesting stuff to talk about today

on the Matt Wall Show.

Well, today is the day, folks. This is the day. Captain Marvel is finally coming out.

I've been waiting for this moment, my whole life, actually. Captain Marvel is without question.

I can say this as someone who has not seen it and never will, but it is without question

the most significant human achievement of the last 2,000 years, at least. Aside from

Black Panther. Well, Black Panther and Moonlight. It's the third most significant human achievement

in 2,000 years. That's pretty good. I can't wait to not see it.

By the way, my favorite genre of speaking of Captain Marvel, my favorite genre of tweet

is the one where people invent conversations that they had with their woke kids. So you

see this on Facebook sometimes too, where someone will make up this conversation that they

had with their very enlightened, you know, five-year-old or eight-year-old. I don't know

exactly why people do this, but you see it all the time. It's not meant to be hilarious,

but it's not meant to be hilarious. Like we're actually supposed to believe that the conversation

happened. So here's one that someone just posted. I just saw this. A guy named Cassem Rashid

tweeted this, a verified account on Twitter. Must be an important person. This is a conversation

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