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Ep. 214 Cargo Ship Crash

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law.


Also in this episode:

– Ray’s federal agent car crash story

– MrBeast as the golden calf

– Putin’s terms for ending the war

– TikTok brain vs. poor people

– Trump’s T.A.C.O. strategy

– Greg Abbott and the great falling tree

– Sermon on the Mount vs. classroom rules

Transcript

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0:00.0

My name is Sherlock Holmes.

0:01.5

It's an unusual name.

0:03.0

Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.

0:07.0

What game are we playing today?

0:09.0

Discover the origins.

0:10.0

It's cleaving. Those days are truly behind me.

0:12.0

Of crime's most iconic mind.

0:14.0

There has been a break-in.

0:17.0

Astoned. You should be a detective.

0:19.0

Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.

0:22.5

If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.

0:25.9

Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.

0:30.1

Welcome to Kump. We are looking at a cargo ship that has crashed into a backyard somewhere in Norway.

0:39.7

A horrific sight, if I've ever seen one, it's a strange, you wake up one morning,

0:47.9

and all of a sudden a ship carrying, I don't know, a bunch of Q-tips and garbage and Nintendo Switch 2s

0:58.0

crashes into your kids' jungle gym or whatever you have in your backyard.

1:04.0

And this might, you would think this is one of the most horrific things you've ever seen.

1:09.0

Can you imagine you lose your mind if this happened?

1:12.5

And also, people have been kind of implying that maybe I'm being too negative lately with the news,

1:17.8

that I'm drumming up, that somehow this is, my narrative is too dark.

1:24.1

Well, you know what?

1:24.8

You want to hear the dark?

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