Democrats humiliate themselves from campaigning in canada to filing fake perjury charges against Brett Kavanaugh

and Serena Williams becomes the Hillary Clinton of sports.

Then, stupid abortion arguments, self-hating Republicans, and big tech keeps turning the fricking frogs gay.

I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

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