Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the delightful Cameron Espicita to discuss the development of circus skills and when the kid from two and a half men joined Van Halen. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

I'm feeling cool calm and collected, Jordan.

Oh, good. What a nice state of mind. I'm feeling a little ganked up.

Wait, ganked up? Yeah, you know, a little ganked up.

What does that mean?

I don't, I'm just worried that now that Dave Mustaine and Santorum have joined forces.

Right. That like, they'll be unstoppable.

Oh, jeez, you mean like that. Dins a Washington movie.

Exactly. Yes, exactly. I'm afraid that another one of you will be a runaway trend.

Everything is a train metaphor to you, Jordan.

Yeah, I mean, that's, that's why I feel such a kinship with Tony Scott.

Uh-huh.

Because he loves nothing more than a train movie.

Sure.

That's why we meet him and I are so close.

Sure.

And we all, we grew up in the shadow of our more talented brother.

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