Welcome to Fat Mascara. It's another week of Beauty podcasting remotely. My name is Jessica. I'll be your host Jen. Right before we

started we were like, oh what are we going to talk about? Our poor producers

face was just like this sounds like you're going to talk about nothing.

Jess and I are always ready to talk. I just like seeing your face. I know I can't believe that

honestly like I gotta tell you I'm gonna be real with you

for some I'm walking around my apartment like closing doors because that's gonna make for

great sound quality oh yeah I know I know I know this seriously this at-home

studio situation I really thought it was going to be for like two or three weeks

I did not think this stuff would be carrying on like while I was wearing shorts like Like I really did not think.

Lakes like in college, she's ready to go off to college and

here in our home studio.

It is so heartbreaking, like the memory is that like children are missing out on, the graduates, the, you know, I mean there's so many, so many terrible things.

But so many good things too, so many good things and we're going to talk about some of them in the beauty world. I feel like the beauty world is just like they rose to the occasion. You know, changes, new products, keep it going.

We have to talk about like the horrors of the pandemic and you're like,

but there have been some amazing new launches from Ulta and

Sephora.

That was my shitty attempt at a segue to what we're going to be talking about in this episode.

Oh my God.

But you guys, sometimes it flows, sometimes this is what you're getting.

But it is a good episode. It's an an excellent interview so we're going to talk about the

beauty headlines. We we like I mean anyone who has like read the the little category

blurb they already know. Can we just talk about the guests first? Let's do the

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