Ep. 213: GLITTER!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

This week on One Bad Mother, Biz and Theresa realize that all that glitters is not gold…it is just glitter and like that shitty tattoo you got from that wild night out that was fun but full of regrets the next morning, it will be with you forever. What makes glitter magical and why, despite knowing its dark side, do we keep letting it back into our house? Maybe, like all awful things, we can turn it into a reminder that we are getting really good at this. Plus, Biz brings Katy Belle to work and Theresa get summer schooled. Brooklyn: Tickets for One Bad Mother Live at The Bell House on Saturday October 14th are on sale now! Los Angeles: Join us for One Bad Mother LIVE at the Bootleg Theater on Saturday August 26th! It's a matinee! Tickets on sale now! Check out our book! You're Doing A Great Job!: 100 Ways You're Winning at Parenting! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are Rent The Runway and Blue Apron. To save 25% on your first Rent The Runway order, enter code BADMOTHER at checkout. And go to blueapron.com/BADMOTHER and you’ll get your first three meals free with free shipping. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485 Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Details at MaximumFun.org/Jumbotron. Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook! Get a OBM tee, tank, baby shirt, or mug from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a part-time working mom with a big kid and a little kid.
0:04.5	And I'm Teresa. I have a family business, two young kids, and a baby.
0:08.6	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.2	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is
0:15.0	one bad mother.
0:17.0	This week on One Bad Mother, all the glitters is not gold. It's just glitter.
0:24.2	Plus biz brought her daughter to work day and Teresa gets summer schooled.
0:28.2	Woo!
0:31.2	Guys there was a little extra wooing in the booth and that's because Katie Bell is here today.
0:41.0	Hello Katie Bell.
0:44.0	Hi.
0:45.0	Hi.
0:46.0	It's very exciting.
0:47.0	It's summer.
0:48.0	So Katie Bell got to come today and after we talk some I'm going to plug her in to the internet.
0:56.2	Great.
0:57.2	Perfect.
0:58.2	Before we go we get in to all that is Katie Bell I would like to find out how you're doing Teresa how
1:05.0	are you?
1:06.0	Uh thanks. Yeah I'm okay I had my first of the summer this morning, you know, having a child not want to go to the thing that I signed them up for.
1:21.0	So basically I was like feeling so great about myself because I had like
1:25.1	signed Grace up for like a few really awesome camps this summer. I was really
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