Hey everybody, this is Armando Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show.

And I'm Paige Wesley.

And with us we have...

Hawaiian Punch!

Oh God, I'm just thinking, you'll hear the story in very short amount of time,

but I'm just thinking about how disgustingly sticky that entire situation had to be.

Yeah, I haven't had Hawaiian Punch in probably more than 20 years,

but now that I've shouted about it for roughly an hour and a half,

I feel like I'm gonna have to go try it.

Here's the thing, I have zero good memories of Hawaiian Punch.

You said Hawaiian Punch and the two first things that popped into my head is sticky and stained red.

Yeah, yeah, it's like that cool-aid mouth kind of where you just got the red ring around your lips.

Yeah, it's because children don't know how to fucking drink anything,

they just put a cup up to their face and they go and it drips down their fucking chest

and they ruin their goddamn shirt, and then their moms yell at them and it's like,

hey, if you didn't want me to ruin a shirt, you shouldn't have given me a vibrant red drink.

Anyway, we've got a great episode for you this week.

Geez.

I'm sorry.

And how did that make you feel?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I will be talking about this with Dr. Mytherapist, whose name I just thought to not reveal.

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