Ep. 213 Doc Antle Pt. 3 - Fist Fight an Ostrich

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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We're back with part three of our series on Doc Antle! Content warning for Animal Abuse and more excessive Tiger Content (Even More Tigers Even More Problems). Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Armando Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show.
0:04.1	And I'm Paige Wesley.
0:05.6	And with us we have...
0:06.9	Hawaiian Punch!
0:11.6	Oh God, I'm just thinking, you'll hear the story in very short amount of time,
0:17.7	but I'm just thinking about how disgustingly sticky that entire situation had to be.
0:23.7	Yeah, I haven't had Hawaiian Punch in probably more than 20 years,
0:28.6	but now that I've shouted about it for roughly an hour and a half,
0:31.7	I feel like I'm gonna have to go try it.
0:34.4	Here's the thing, I have zero good memories of Hawaiian Punch.
0:37.4	You said Hawaiian Punch and the two first things that popped into my head is sticky and stained red.
0:43.3	Yeah, yeah, it's like that cool-aid mouth kind of where you just got the red ring around your lips.
0:49.9	Yeah, it's because children don't know how to fucking drink anything,
0:53.0	they just put a cup up to their face and they go and it drips down their fucking chest
0:59.7	and they ruin their goddamn shirt, and then their moms yell at them and it's like,
1:03.4	hey, if you didn't want me to ruin a shirt, you shouldn't have given me a vibrant red drink.
1:08.8	Anyway, we've got a great episode for you this week.
1:13.7	Geez.
1:14.7	I'm sorry.
1:15.7	And how did that make you feel?
1:17.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:18.8	I will be talking about this with Dr. Mytherapist, whose name I just thought to not reveal.
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