for the day of boys.

Good evening, St. Peter.

I'm here to accept my entrance into heaven.

I've told endlessly to bring fruitful economic progress to the Cain family home using my pizza, you know, prowess.

And now I'm happy to be here at the pearly gates meeting you first.

Welcome, God's child. We've been waiting for you, Herman Cain.

I've done so much great work on the earth and we're more than welcome to let you into the gates of heaven.

We have your heart. We have your casio piano for you to play. We don't do this. We don't play the heart.

We don't do that anymore. We got your halo over here, sponsor by Beyonce.

Oh, no. So, you know, for we let you in, you know, a couple things. We got the metal detector. I'm just kidding.

Come on, you know, I said I tell all the black people. I'm a very big man. Come on now. I'm a Republican. I'm a conservative.

That's true. But we only keep you there for the diversity. So listen, you know, for you come in, we got to do a little COVID test.

Just make sure you clean the vibe. So, you know, lean back. Let me put these in your African American national.

Oh, oh, all right. All right. Okay. Do like listen, even Roy Jones will first leave back, right?

That's a good song. I like that. Okay. That's a fucking me back. Lean back. All right.

All right. Got it. Swirl it around. One more for good luck. So, so good diamonds. Now I got my left hand side. All right.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Now I'm a good up in here in heaven. We have the rapid test to find out.

Oh, I mean, it's divine intervention.

What's that? Hit that. Hit that. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. See what? I'm fine. I'm good. Right. I'm fine.

You're ready. I'm perfectly all right. No, no, no. It's just a simple problem. What's your file?

We're going to take you to HR and get it fixed up. Yeah. Can you take him to the hellfire?

For the HR with the. Yeah, it's HR. It's HR. Oh, so I'll just step to your left.

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