Ep: 212 - The Fifth Annual Pop Tart Awards!
Pop Rocket
MaximumFun.org
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Are you ready for the 64th most electrifying show in Hollywood? Well get ready because it’s here, in your podcatcher: The Fifth Annual Pop Tart Awards! The panel comes together to recognize the best of the best in TV, film and everything else entertaining. What will take home the Warm Blanket Award for fuzzy comfort entertainment? Who delivered the best performance of the year? Could the panelists find consensus on the best album of the year? Barely. Plus, a bona fide celebrity makes a cameo that...Will. Blow. Your. Mind. And if not, it will at least make you smile. Lastly, we encourage any and all winners of a Pop Tart to call in with your acceptance speech. Note, however, that if your speech runs long, we'll have to play you off with music. If you received an award, call us at: 530-237-4108.
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and this is the |
| 0:08.0 | ladies and gentlemen, hello, I am Guy Branham and this is the 64th most electrifying night in Hollywood. |
| 0:18.0 | Get ready for the fifth annual Pop Tart Awards, the Pop Rocket Awards of Merit. |
| 0:25.0 | This year we are sandwiched in between the Grammys and Oscars because you the people |
| 0:28.6 | deserve at least one award show with an actual host who has reasonably good timing. That was actually bad timing and I |
| 0:37.0 | thought Alicia Keys did fine work, but that's what our producer wrote. |
| 0:42.4 | All right, with me today to determine the greatest achievements |
| 0:45.6 | in 2018 in TV, film, music, and anything else entertaining. |
| 0:49.2 | Our digital strategist Winter Mitchell Roarba. |
| 0:53.0 | Winter, who are you wearing? |
| 0:55.0 | I'm wearing a star sweatshirt and a bowl of bullinese. |
| 1:01.0 | Are you going to Hello Hello for us? bowl of bull of bullinese. |
| 1:03.3 | Are you going to hello hello for us? |
| 1:04.4 | Oh, hello, hello, hello? |
| 1:06.8 | So nice to see you all tonight that evening. |
| 1:09.2 | You have a very fine spread tonight. |
| 1:10.6 | Very fine spread here at the pop tarts. |
| 1:13.0 | Journalist and novelist Margaret Waupler. |
| 1:15.0 | Margaret, who are you wearing? |
| 1:17.0 | I'm wearing a tankini made out of old Pepsi Crystal cans and I also have a beautiful leather at cape which is very |
| 1:29.3 | well moisturized with CBD oil. I mean that's a Grammy's outfit if I ever heard about. |
| 1:34.0 | Right? |
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