Ep 212: Happy Chrisma-Hanukkah

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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It's the end of 2024 and a holiday celebration with our friends Joe DeRosa and Rachel Feinstein, with a pop in from Santa and his elves and wrapping it up with Magician Seth Dale. Thank you for spending 2024 with us and we look forward to what 2025 will bring. Support the show and sign up for a $1 per month trial of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/drunk Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code DRUNK20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/DRUNK20 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Joe DeRosa: Tickets/Tour: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar Rachel Feinstein: Tickets/Tour: https://rachel-feinstein.com/#tourdates Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril/?hl=en Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters/?hl=en #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The shame you're not a father, because you would kill it.
0:04.0	There's still time.
0:05.4	He said he doesn't want it.
0:07.0	Yeah?
0:08.0	Imagine you had a lawn.
0:09.4	This lawn would be unbelievable.
0:10.9	Your neighbors would hate you.
0:11.9	Look at those.
0:12.4	He could grab a wrist.
0:13.7	Oh, yeah.
0:14.2	When the dad would grab a wrist, you were in trouble?
0:16.1	Hate the wrist.
0:16.6	And place it on his cock.
0:18.6	Make him finish you to completion.
0:20.1	Those were the days.
0:21.0	The worst was back of the neck.
0:22.1	If you got a back of the neck, you were going right to hell.
0:25.2	Yeah, not good.
0:26.2	Now, I caught my parents fucking.
0:28.0	Really?
0:28.5	Yeah, I joined it.
0:29.5	And he started choking you?
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