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The Adam Friedland Show

Ep. 212 – Handing It Off

The Adam Friedland Show

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.710.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Was gonna go take a break from the show this week but ended up fucking up my hand real bad but the did the episode without me anyways. It’s probably a good one jamel is on it

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0:00.0

That's a fucking great point. And that's why I'm glad I finally got the come. Well, I came to come

0:07.7

town for the geopolitics. Y'all really, y'all really paid attention to social studies class. Oh,

0:13.6

yeah, that was my best subject for sure. Come on. Social studies was my shit. So I was I was a

0:20.2

fucking I was a little AP history slut. Oh, yeah, that's nasty. That's me. I was I used to sell candy

0:28.2

for a model. You in I wasn't in model you in respect. You just want you had a couple points on

0:37.0

the package. Yeah, yeah, nice. Then one time I did get robbed. Niggas took on my candy.

0:41.7

That's fucking hilarious. Big respect for that. You know, so what you did were you faking? Were you

0:51.9

setting up like a fake? We try to get people that wanted to support the model you in. You wanted

0:56.5

to divert funds. I mean, I think I was more trying to divert funds. I was trying to get some

1:01.0

slash money for myself. I see. Yeah, you know, but then I ended up getting robbed before I even I

1:07.3

had to I had to hit them off. I had to pay them back for the pack I lost. Oh, that was always I

1:13.8

used to love when the what was I should call the wolf something wolf sins or oh, the fuck was

1:19.2

that y'all? Oh, y'all y'all had some different shit up there. But I know what you're talking about. Just

1:22.6

school. Yeah, school school chocolate. The Easter seals pack a chocolate. Bro, when I realized

1:30.2

that there was no like there was no like cosmic justice that meant you had to get a dollar

1:38.4

every time you took one out when I realized I could just eat as many chocolates as I wanted.

1:42.4

And the pressure would be on my father and my mother to pay the difference. Dude, I'm I

1:48.1

fucking cranked like yeah, we might as well be I fucking cranked like 11 fucking cranked like

1:53.8

11 dollars with the chocolates. They had a toffee flavor. Jesus.

1:57.1

Do you ever jibber and bezel from the school the school a chocolate fund at them? Ah, no, I my

2:03.7

mom would just take it to work and then sell all my shit for me. Just juggin my jeans. Wow. Virginia

2:12.8

diner peanuts. Any y'all have Virginia diner peanuts? No. Yeah, that's that South Street. Yeah, we

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