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Hey, it's me, a trick-or-treater. I know you are getting ready to give me candy for Halloween,

and maybe you're worried that you don't have the best stuff to give me.

Well, what can make you the best candy giving house on the block?

You, in addition to giving me some sort of sweet tree, can also play an entire episode of

this podcast.

Before you continue my first ever journey through the Harry Potter series, just a few

quick announcements.

Hello.

You notice this one will sound different than other intros of Potterless. That's because I'm coming to you from the laundry room of Kelly's Aunt and Uncle's House in Louisiana. I am in Louisiana for some other events, but one of the events I'm here for is a live show. That's right. If you're listening to this on the day it came out, then I've got a live show in New Orleans tomorrow and you should come through October 24th. We're doing half Potterless, half the News Olympian show. Very excited about it. You should check that out. You can get tickets at potterlesspodcast.com. And there also might be some shows in the near future in 2025 that are half potterless, half the New Zealand. So just make sure you're following Potterless on social media. We're at potterless pot on Twitter. We're at potterless podcast on Instagram. When I do have shows, I will post that. But yes, aside from live show things, we've got this episode coming up and hopefully more in the future. We're getting into the era of live show audio where I did half potterless, half TNO shows. And the potterless sections were

about 30 minutes or so. So it should be easier for me to get these episodes up. So hopefully I will

get more of them up. But if that is not enough potterless content, as always, you can get access

to everything we ever posted on the potterless Patreon. If you go to patreon.com slash potterless,

it's been rebranded for the News Olympian, my Percy Jackson podcast, but you can get access to all of the potterless stuff by joining the, oh, I just want the potterless stuff tier. It's four bucks a month. And you get access to everything. Just scroll on back and then boom, you've got access to everything we've ever posted, whether that's bonus episodes, directors, commentaries, monthly Q&A, live streams, all sorts of fun stuff. So all of that is there. And then we still do have Potterless Digital merch that you can get at potterlesspodcast.com slash merge, wallpapers, ringtones, replays of old live shows, lots of good stuff. So that's all of that there. And without further ado, let's get into this episode. This episode is from the Portland live show that we did in late 2022, traveling far back in time. But I was joined on stage with Kelly. This was the second act of the show. And it was a very fun time. So now we will get into the audio from that episode of Potterless live in Portland

with our very special guest, Kelly Schubert, as we do Wizard on Bachelor Winter Games.

Yeah. Oh.

How's it going, everybody?

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