I had a store that was robbed.

Really? Yeah, it was called leather gear.

That's one used to make leather jackets for people,

and I had 13 burglaries in one year.

Oh.

And it was because I was between a hotel, a booser, and this halfway house.

That's why I was right in the middle of them.

And I wrote a note and it said on the door, Dear Burglars, yeah, since I've been here I've had 12 burglaries and I put a line

through it 13. Because after I put that sign up I got another one. The local newspaper took

a picture of it and put it in the paper so I got a lot of publicity from it.

And got more burglaries after that? Yeah, right. This is the guy who does nothing.

The guy that doesn't have a lock on his door. You know, when I was living in was living in Westminster I told you guys that my

family bought a fourplex apartment building. Is this going to be a long

story? It sounds like. And we all and we all lived next to each other so anyway they

kept coming in and breaking in

one night my uncle he was lying in bed and he saw someone

at his window trying to come in. So then he put this note on the window and it said

dear thief you may succeed in getting in but you will not succeed in getting out.

It stopped after that.

Oh, that would be a good. That's clever. There are some foods that are not meant to be eaten frals because there are some foods whose names are not meant to be uttered

because they be ugly.

Maybe.

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