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Friday Night Greg

ep: 211: Good luck ErJ!

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The boys have to settle a matter in RAD DUDE COURT, Brendan goes oldschool and whips out a quiz and the boys send out some tips for nailing an interview. 

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0:00.0

The mic, though, you're not eating the mic, though.

0:18.8

You're not eating the mic.

0:19.6

You're just a layer of egg yolk. But here's the problem. And I think it's a, I appreciate what you've said. Thank you. A good idea. Thank you. The problem is next week it's going to smell rotten. You got to wash the mic afterwards. Oh, now I got to do more work. Because ain't nobody going to do the work. Everybody washes their own microphone. I could do that. All right. I think we should. Not Anthony, though, because he's just going to put a whole microphone with the wire in the hose. Of course. On a hose or in a bathtub. I think that we should all be taking our microphones home with us anyway so that way we can get to know them more. Yeah, like how Michael Jordan would carry a basketball dribble all day. Yes. Did I cut you off on your punchline? No, but I was going to say exactly that.

0:39.3

I was going to know them more. Yeah, like how Michael Jordan would carry a basketball dribble all day.

0:54.6

Yes.

0:55.0

Did I cut you off on your punchline?

0:56.1

No, but I was going to say exactly that.

0:58.0

I was not going to say Michael Jordan. I was going to say myself. But I am not such a success story in basketball as Michael Jordan. So that's a better example. He rose higher than me. Would not doubt 100% there is a comedian somewhere who carries a mic with him at all times just to have it around.

0:55.5

Yeah.

0:55.7

Yeah.

0:56.0

You want to know his fucking name?

0:57.1

Was Anthony five years ago. What? You don't remember at the old apartment when he just walk around with a mic at all times? No. That was when he run his bits. But that, I would run my bits in my room with the microphone. I mean, you know who does that? Jerry Seinfeld. He walks around.

1:28.3

The microphone is never far from him.

1:30.4

So he knows at all times.

1:33.3

Yes.

1:34.3

I don't know if that's true.

1:34.8

I'm bringing everyone's,

1:35.7

I want everyone to be,

1:36.3

I want everybody involved in the audio process now.

1:38.7

Okay, bring me up then.

1:39.8

No, no,

1:40.1

I'm bringing all of the master volume

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