Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.

But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.

So you can stay one step ahead. Soon it'll feel more like free-wearing downhill.

On a tandem! What, mate? With a messer on the back.

Oh, that's nice.

Search zero with an axe because healthy business is beautiful business.

Hollywood writes America out of the moon landing, Nike turns Colin Kaepernick into real-life Al Bundy,

and lefties learn the most important business lesson of the Trump era.

Get woke, go broke. Then Steve Bannon is disinvited from the New Yorker conference.

Oh no! Democrats scraped the bottom of the barrel for 2020,

politicians politicized John McCain's funeral, and I explain Sarah Silverman's own joke to her.

I'm Michael Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles show.

You've probably noticed something really horrible.

I was so excited to get here today. There is so much to talk about that I forgot my Rachel Maddow glasses.

I can't find them. I don't know where they are. This obviously is the source of my power.

I can now no longer read Donald Trump's tax returns and find out that he really paid taxes.

I can't spread fake news quite as easily as I once did.

I don't know. We're going to be flying by the seat of our pants today.

Hopefully they turn up and I get all of my powers back.

Before we get to a lot of news because we got a lot to talk about,

and the left is learning a wonderful lesson. Get woke, go broke.

Filling up my tumbler by the second. Before we get to that, I want to thank a sponsor.

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