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Oh, it's a beautiful afternoon in Los Angeles. The sun, dappling, the rooftops across the way here in Thorne Manor. Thorne Manor, is that what we ended up going with?

Oh, I mean, I think it's changing in part because...

The changing of the seasons.

The changing of the seasons and the...

Just the changing of our cultural landscape.

Absolutely.

One minute Selena Gomez is popular, one minute no one cares about her.

Yeah, absolutely.

I think because of that and kind of related phenomena, you should change the name of your house.

Also because I don't think we can remember what we called it last time.

No, I certainly can't remember. That was weeks ago that I last referred to my house by an inflated name.

Sure.

Yeah.

Just keep it changing. Keep the audience guessing. I think they liked that.

Yeah, Thorne Manor, it's got some timber and some exposed beams.

Sure.

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