I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.

In a world of conventional confusion, there will be time for them to make profits.

Now's not that time.

Daddy, what do taxes pay for?

Oh, why everything?

Policemen, trees, sunshine.

And let's not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless them.

Don't be afraid.

I'll feel free, dad.

Prepare to unshackle your mind.

An idea whose time has come cannot be stopped by any army or any government.

Your professor has arrived.

Tom Woods.

Beware, citizen, you are now departing from the world of allowable opinion.

The Tom Woods Show.

And welcome everybody on this Monday, October 21st, 2013.

Today I am out of the office.

I'm keynoting an event at which all the schoolteachers of the Archdiocese of Kansas City here in Kansas

will be in attendance, so it's an audience of 1,200 plus.

But I did not want to leave you orphans, you faithful listeners of the Tom Woods show.

So in my place, I am playing for you a talk you probably have not heard, about half an hour

long that I gave to some high school students describing to them what I would say to the world if I had its attention about half an hour long that I gave to some high school students

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