Ep 209: Josh's Fever Game

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: We talk about a guy who doesn't wipe his butt, a husband who wants to get an egg donor that looks more like himself, a husband who wants to install cameras because of scratches on his wife's back, a husband who is upset about his wife having a male tattoo artist, and a listener sends us a tale of 3 bum dads. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we introduce some of the newest bands signed by the Judgies Record Label. This Episode is sponsored by: HoneyLove Go to Honeylove.com/JUDGIES to get 20% off on your order. Operation Olive Branch Palestine Children's Relief Fund Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:27 Mail Time 12:22 r/hygiene: My husband wont wipe his butt 20:39 r/relationship_advice: My husband wants to get an egg donor 31:32: r/aitah: Husband wants to install CCTV 38:33 Return from break 51:02 Listener Sound 53:58 Listener Story: A tale of 3 bum dads 1:07:37 r/relationship_advice: Husband doesn't like that a man is tattooing me Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry, then you need Monzo.
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0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK residents, T's and C supply. Please apply. Welcome back. This is the judgiest place on the internet. My name's Josh.
0:49.6	My name is Rick and my name is Christian.
0:51.6	And we are the Jud and I got it I got
0:55.4	congestioner than ever. Yeah can I say that I'm just glad it's not me because the
0:59.4	people hate it when it's me. Are you people? No one's ever complained about that. Yeah they have. I've complained about it because. Oh, your people. Well, you do have a tendency to sniffle and cough into the mic which is natural
1:12.8	beautiful it's natural I try to turn away but I have received complaints
1:16.8	and it's understandable well the complaints may come from edit it like
1:20.9	sometimes hey I edit it I'm like I'm gonna get all of them out and other edit it, I'm like, I'm going to get all of them out.
1:24.4	And other times I'm like, flaw like that.
1:26.3	I can tell you right now, unless it is like a perfectly silent moment except for the sniffle,
1:32.0	I ain't even attempting it.
1:33.4	Well that's where our issues arise really and here's where my tissues are nearby.
1:39.2	But not nearby enough honestly. I'm okay I'm dried up for allergy medication at the moment.
1:46.0	So this is my flu game.
1:48.0	Oh my God, Josh is having a flu game.
1:50.2	I am not strong.
1:52.4	So I'm going to try to bow out a lot. This is going to be the least Josh.
1:57.1	All right I've been hydrating. Okay. Well then I'm going to open this and drink it and I can't
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