Ep. 209 - Asking Dumb Science Questions w/ NileRed

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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This week, the boys are joined by NileRed! They talk about NileRed's youtube impostor, the most dangerous experiments he has done, and how time crystals and computers work.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Guys, don't look now, but I think Nile Red is a little charmed by me.
0:37.6	Is that true, young man? Everything I've said you, everything I've said, you've giggled a little bit. You should understand a, um, is not something. You want to hear her response. He's coy. He's not sure. It's the Canadian coinness. Let me stage it up. Well, well, hold up.
1:28.0	We are actually still in L.A. at the yard set. We're at the yard, dude. It's right there. And also the chairs that we sit in are in the pictures. It's a little bit. The logic's a little bit weird. Yeah. They're behind us. You'll have to suspend his belief. Well, finally, welcome to the Yard podcast, Nile Red, aka Nigel. Hello. How you doing? Close. Get a little closer. We need to eat it, and boom. We need to eat it, Nigel. Yeah. Eat it like Nigel. Eat like Nigel. Do you speak different in your videos? No. I mean, maybe. Like if you're talking to your mom, are you like, and now I'm going to start doing the dishes? I definitely don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, can I show you my, my Nile Red impression? Sure. So, because we've met one time, but I get your shorts on my timeline a lot. So it feels like we've met a million times. Um, and I've been working on a little nile red he's actually most of the millions of views so so I wanted to make a red bull but my balls
1:34.1	were in the way so I had to push my balls out of the way so I could drink the red bull but it turns
1:40.4	out I need more phosphate to put it into the Red Bull so that it tastes better
1:45.9	How is that?
1:47.7	I've never seen one of your videos, man.
1:49.9	Is that how he said? If you take an aisle
1:51.8	red video and you just put that whole audio
1:53.9	over it, two million
1:55.9	views. I would say
1:57.0	four on ten.
1:59.6	Four!
2:00.8	It was so good. Wait, this happened to you. What? Well, we're jumping right in. There was a... You have two channels. Yes. Nile Red and Nile Blue. There was an imposter. And I forget the channel name. It was... Nile Green.
2:18.6	You guys don't know this lore.
2:22.0	Nile Green would make videos almost like that.
2:22.3	Yeah.
2:23.2	Like how you... Is that fair to say?
2:24.4	Yeah.
2:24.9	Basically like poop videos.
2:26.9	You could use AI.
2:28.0	Yes.
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