Well, the last debate is over, and probably the election and the Republican, all our hopes

and dreams.

So, as an official political commentator licensed to look into the future, it's time for

me to examine what is likely to happen next.

In the event that Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, while Republicans hold on to

majorities in the House and Senate, then it seems probable that the congressional investigations

will deepen into Clinton's misuse of classified information, her pay for play corruption,

and her various acts of perjury.

Desperate to protect their Democrat cronies, the mainstream media will then attempt to

discredit the investigators by unearthing their personal secrets.

Whereupon they'll accidentally stumble upon the fact that Utah Congresswoman Mia Love

has never appeared simultaneously with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.

The story appears in the Provost Gazette and Penny Saver. Congresswoman Love will rip

off her full-face mask on the floor of the House and reveal herself to be, in fact, a fat

faced Asian lunatic who will start shrieking an incomprehensible Korean as a signal for

the Norx to unleashes series of nuclear attacks on the makers of the Seth Rogen comedy The

Interview, thus destroying civilization.

And issuing an period of savagery during which small bands of violent survivors will

war over Earth's remaining resources by engaging in death races across a now-wasted landscape,

trying to slaughter one another while driving Jerry Rigg Goekarts with flame throwers mounted

on their frames.

Those who lose the death races will be used as human sacrifices to appease the wrath

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