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🗓️ 16 July 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, wait, you wish for a big orgasm. |
0:17.3 | Well, don't like test me on it, but yeah, that's what I wish for. |
0:20.1 | I mean, I can make it happen. |
0:21.6 | We can make that happen for you. Like right now. We've been working on a device. Dude, Nick. Okay. I hate when he says it that way. What could this possibly lead into? Nick's what now? I'm outside. What now, bro? She's so, dude. Ludwig, give Nick a hug. and then |
0:18.6 | and then Lodwig |
0:19.5 | starts walking over to him |
0:21.4 | because I listen to mothers. And then Nick immediately like, no, stop. You can't tell my friends to give me a hug. And then like that looks, that looks really bad. My mom is fighting my battles for me, bro. I want more hugs for my friends. They don't want to give them to me. |
0:54.8 | I don't know what saying why. |
0:55.9 | I go think about that in my free time. |
0:57.6 | I go, is this reflective of my time on earth? Is it reflective of how my friends secretly look at me? Are they closer to each other? Are they closer to, not close to closer to it? And then my mom's like, you got to hug him. And I'm like, no! |
0:50.9 | But you know what she said? |
0:51.7 | You can't do that, Mom! |
0:52.8 | But you said, you can't do that. |
0:54.7 | But you said, I did it when he was six. |
0:57.1 | And I don't even know what she said? You can't do that, Mom! But you said you can't do that, but then she said, I did it when he was six. And I don't even know what she meant by that. That means she paid your friends to hug you, you losing. You lose her bastard. She probably went to your friends after sleepover and said, all right, hug Nick now. They hadn't even dropped that many friends yet at that point. point. I had like three. The very few that you had, she was forcing to hug you. That is fucked, man. My whole life sucks. You're on Slack, right? You have to be on Slack. Tell me you're on Slack, Aiden. No. Okay. Tell me you're not on the subreddit. Yeah, maybe Archie, maybe. Dude, you can't be on the subreddy. |
1:45.6 | Use your voice now. |
1:46.8 | This is your time. This is your fault. It's not my fault. It is your fault. I've never done that. I've never done that. What do you think? Why would you say what you said? You know exactly what's going to happen. We had it. Exactly what's going to happen. |
1:40.8 | Me and Aiden had a beautiful moment before the pod. |
1:42.9 | We're just joking around. |
1:43.9 | We're goofing and we're gaffing. |
1:45.5 | And then slime walks over and goes, |
1:46.7 | dog, |
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