Ep. 207: The 7th Ever Genius-Fail Spectacular! Plus Rants!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2017

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up for our seventh genius-fail spectacular (plus rants!) where we bask in the great equalizer of great and awful moments. Trust us, none of us are alone and everyone is doing an amazing job! Plus, Biz is getting ready to head to Alabama, Theresa is discombobulated, and this week's show includes background baby noises brought to you by Baby Curtis! Los Angeles: Join us for One Bad Mother LIVE at the Bootleg Theater on Saturday August 26th! It's a matinee! Tickets on sale Wednesday! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are Storyworth and theSkimm. Storyworth makes it easy and fun for your loved ones to share their stories, with weekly emailed story prompts - questions you’ve never thought to ask. For $20 off, visit http://www.storyworth.com/badmother. One Bad Mother is also supported in part by theSkimm. theSkimm serves up the news right when you need it, in one simple email, every single morning, with style and no B.S. - it’s fun, informative, and it’s FREE. Sign up TODAY at http://www.theSkimm.com/badmother and you’ll be entered to win a $250 Visa gift card. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a part-time working mom with a big kid and a little kid.
0:04.5	And I'm Teresa. I have a family business, two young kids, and a baby.
0:08.6	This is a show about life after giving life. Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:14.4	This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.9	This week on One Bad Mother, it's the seventh ever genius fail spectacular, plus Rants.
0:26.8	Plus, Biz heads to Bama, and Theresa doesn't know which way is up.
0:31.1	Whoo! up. Well, I know what's down.
0:36.0	Curtis, the baby is on the ground.
0:39.0	Baby can't fall off the floor.
0:41.0	Nope.
0:42.0	That's right. Curtis is with us, everyone.
0:43.0	Yep, he is.
0:44.0	He is.
0:45.0	And he will not take his eyes off of Biz.
0:47.6	He is way into Biz right now.
0:50.0	Because I am the best.
0:53.0	It's because this child hurt my voice for like nine months.
0:56.0	He's like, there's the body that goes with that voice.
0:59.0	And he's doing a little butt wiggle to try to like get himself he's on his back on a blanket in the studio
1:05.2	He's trying to get himself like scooched over closer and closer to biz
1:10.8	Well make it one day.
1:13.0	How are you, Terry?
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