Ep. 206 – John Slick

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

I can’t keep up with these descriptions. Adam lost his audio again.

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0:00.0	We're live, we're live, and we're getting pussy over the internet.
0:04.6	All right. Well, Adam didn't figure his shit out so...
0:08.3	Adam's computer can't connect so...
0:10.8	Guess what?
0:11.9	Guess what we're doing it this way until he shows up.
0:15.0	Ideally, I'd like to have this set so that it's like fucking...
0:18.9	It drives me insane to start the podcast and then broadcast to YouTube and it gets a couple of seconds before.
0:26.1	And there's, oh, every single one is going to start with me shoving my beard in my mouth.
0:29.9	Because I can't not fucking do it while I'm trying to figure something out.
0:34.9	You got to get a fucking fixture oral fixation.
0:38.3	Dude, I tried. I used to put...
0:39.8	Because I chewed like a hole in my lip years ago.
0:42.6	When I was like 23, 24, I had like a goatee and I fucking like chewed like all...
0:47.1	Did this?
0:48.1	All the time. I can't stop fucking doing it.
0:50.5	And then it gets even like...
0:51.5	Like it doesn't...
0:52.4	The hair just stopped growing at this point because I just constantly like just chewing on it.
0:56.5	Like a fucking cow.
0:57.8	Yeah.
0:58.4	You know when a cow is mulling on some grass and it's a little brown patch?
1:01.8	Right.
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