Now that Barack Obama's tenure as president is coming to an end, the great man is beginning

to wax philosophical.

For example, in Wired Magazine, the president has written an article in which he says,

quote, right now is the greatest time to be alive.

Unquote.

And isn't that just so true?

Right now is the greatest time to be alive because a person who isn't alive right now

is dead and being dead is worse than being alive because worms eat you and you can't get

HBO.

Some people who aren't alive right now have never even been born and that's a terrible

thing because you have to hang around waiting for your parents to have sex which let's face

it as disgusting even to contemplate.

Then for nine months you're stuck inside your mother listening to her complain about

how you're making her life miserable and you can't even get outside to show her just

how miserable you can really make her when given half a chance.

Plus at any moment some psychopath from plan parenthood might start ripping you to pieces

and selling your body parts where upon the whole great time to be alive thing becomes sort

of a mood point.

In another philosophical moment, President Obama told an innovation conference that he

wants to rein in what he called the wild, wild West media.

All this freedom of information has gotten out of hand the president said, any crank with

a conspiracy theory can run around telling people that I use the IRS to target conservative

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