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Bend the Knee: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Ep. 205: - Tyrion VIII | A Storm of Swords (The Purple Wedding)

Bend the Knee: A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Game of Thrones

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4.4950 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Tyrion puzzles out how his nephew must have found Littlefinger’s Valyrian dagger amongst Robert’s possessions, assuming that the king had probably forgotten he even owned it. Joffrey must then have paid some unsavory freerider to open Bran’s throat, though Tyrion still cannot figure out why, attributing it to Joffrey's innate cruelty for the moment. Tyrion is slightly drunk while Joffrey and Margaery are wed in the Great Sept of Baelor, and continues to drink until night falls and it is time for the great wedding feast. As they enter the ballroom, Olenna, the Queen of Thorns, comes over to tell Sansa how beautiful she looks, and the old lady straightens out the hairnet that Dontos gave her. Many at the wedding offer their condolences to Sansa on the loss of her mother and brother; watching his wife's courteous and friendly nature to the other guests, Tyrion muses she would have made Joffrey a great queen and wife if he'd had the sense to love her, something Tyrion believes his nephew incapable of.

During the feast, Joffrey calls for the royal jousters, and the party is entertained as two dwarfs battle each other. Joffrey then mocks his uncle, commanding Tyrion to fight the dwarfs as the king’s champion. Tyrion rebuffs him, but the King dumps a huge goblet of wine over Tyrion’s head. Joffrey commands Tyrion to serve him wine, and the hall erupts in laughter. Tyrion refills the goblet, and then the pigeon pie is brought out, and Joffrey calls for Ser Ilyn’s sword. Sansa is horrified to learn that the King’s Justice no longer holds her father’s greatsword, Ice

Joffrey calls for more wine, Margaery at his side, and then begins to eat some of Tyrion’s pie. He commands Tyrion to serve him more wine, which Tyrion does. The King then begins to cough, unable to breathe as he claws at his throat. Lady Olenna and Margaery call out for help, but the Kingsguardare powerless to do anything. As Grand Maester Pycelle calls for his potions, Tyrion dumps the rest of the wine out on the floor, and Joffrey, now turning black, seems to either reach for--or point at--his uncle. Sansa has slipped off during the confusion, but when Cersei finally lets go of her son’s lifeless body, she commands the Kingsguard to arrest Tyrion for murdering the King.

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Music Hello and welcome to Bend the knee, a Song of Ice and Fire podcast.

0:59.5

I am Sir Matt.

1:00.9

Now, I'm Sir Jimmy of House Nuts.

1:02.4

Welcome back to our Song of Ice and Fire book club.

1:04.7

Today, we are into Tyrion 8 of a storm of swords.

1:08.6

Is that the right chapter?

1:29.2

Tyrion 8, Purple Wedding. That's right. Okay, I was making sure. I was making sure I did, I didn't miss read. For a second, I thought it was actually supposed to be Tyrion nine. That's what I was like. Tierian nine. No. Are we sure? I'm, yes, 100% sure. Okay. I trust you. I trust you 100%. Well, I thought I thought it was Tyrion 7 I was like did I title that right so yes it is Tyrion 8 a storm of swords the

1:34.0

purple wedding big chapter did you like my goofy intro voice that was me trying to do a little

1:40.2

like shock jock kind of thing radio radio didn't work you know you got to try you got to try

1:46.3

stuff out you know it's right you do you miss every shot you don't take and honestly i'm taking a shot

1:51.2

right now um literally i'm taking shots as we know i'm kidding uh i'm trying to like gaslight myself

1:57.2

into enjoying seltzer water sparkling water that everyone everyone liked. Oh, dude. So I'm

2:01.2

drinking right now. So, but you hated it right at first. Well, here's the thing. What kind

2:06.2

are you trying? Uh, so this is probably the best one I've had. It's called sparkling polar

2:10.3

with essence of fresh lines. No, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Yep. See,

2:16.6

I believe there's only one path to go when it comes to sparkling water. Maybe there are this out there. I tried it. Thought it tasted God awful because it's the artificial sweetener. Can't do it. I think it tastes like ass. Straight ass is how I would describe it. I've never I've never tasted

2:35.5

ass, but if I had that that was my next question. That's uh, exactly that's that is quite literally

2:40.5

what I imagine it would taste like. No, this is you can put that to the test. This is a you got to go

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