So for all the talk about Donald Trump's weirdness in this particular election cycle, it turns out that Hillary Clinton and her team are way, way weirder.

The media have simply chosen not to report it.

On Friday, WikiLeaks spilled an email showing that Clinton campaign chair John Podesta was invited to a spirit cooking by Marina Abramovich, along with John's brother Tony.

As part of Seller reports, spirit cooking often incorporates human elements, particularly blood, breast, milk, urine, and sperm in ritualistic cooking. Its origins are found in cake of light, a supposedly spiritual food whose ingredients include honey, oil, menstrual blood, and sperm.

Like, this is really a real thing.

In a Reddit form, Abramovich told users

the context of the ritual depends heavily on intention. Performing it in a gallery or a studio

makes it art. Performing it in the confines of one's home makes it more intimate and spiritual.

Abramovich also recommends eating the pain after cutting your middle finger, using fresh

urine to wash away

nightmare dreams, and mixing fresh breast milk with fresh sperm milk for earthquake nights.

This is real.

But Trump is the weirdo.

Hillary's oddities have gone unreported by the media for literally decades.

According to Bob Woodward, Hillary bought she to Houston, co-director of the Foundation

for Mind Research to the White House when Hillary was first lady. There, Hillary held seances with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi. She said she thought it would be a step too far to talk to Jesus, though. Hillary wrote that Eleanor, quote, usually responds by telling me to buck up, or at least to grow skin as thick as rhinoceros. Hillary, by the way, also likes to throw back the alcohol.

Her former campaign manager, current corrupt Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe,

he said, quote, she loves to sit, throw them back.

We all hear about the story.

She and John McCain actually had a shot contest, I think in the Ukraine or somewhere

around the world, and she actually beat John McCain in a shot contest, unquote.

So Hillary isn't exactly the paragon of stoic sobriety.

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