Ep. 205: ‘The Bachelorette’ Season 14, Week 1 Recap w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen
The E & G Podcast
Ian Gulbransen
4.8 • 637 Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2018
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
S14 E1 Week 1: Season Premiere
There was A LOT to take in during Monday’s premiere of #TheBachelorette & on this episode, we're recapping all of the drama while chatting about the most popular social media reactions to night one (including the Garrett Yrigoyen controversy), our love for Jordan #PensiveGentlemen & Colton #WhatDoYouKnowTaylor , Leo's A+ commentary, costumes getting roses, terrible limo arrivals (looking at you 60/40), why bringing up someone's ex within 24 hours of meeting them is never a good look, Becca's pep talk #FuckArie & her replacement catchphrase ("All bout that robe n slippers life"), the Jean Blanc & Kendall connection, whether Chris Harrison has ever had sex in the Bachelor mansion (obviously), the drunken days of yesteryear, multiple men saying they're "in love" via the season preview & if it's possible that Jake was simply a pre-planned storyline all along... #TinFoilHat #BlowHerNoseAway #TheMostDramaticSexEver
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on the most dramatic episode in Bachelor history. |
| 0:05.0 | That has a lot to do with like, do you have that connection with her, you know? |
| 0:17.0 | And most people know right away as soon as they see someone if they could date them. |
| 0:20.0 | So I know I do. You know, my brain goes through this whole analysis thing. |
| 0:22.6 | I don't have to see the face of it all I immediately know from her energy. |
| 0:25.6 | It's pheromones and science. |
| 0:26.6 | So how you feel about Becca your first impression, though? |
| 0:28.6 | Becca's great. |
| 0:29.6 | You know, Becca is, she's got a better energy than I thought. |
| 0:32.6 | She really truly has a presence. That's kind of kind of ting off the walls of my brain, you know. |
| 0:38.3 | It's kind of like a little bit of internal affairs going on, you know? |
| 0:42.3 | It's great. |
| 0:43.3 | I have a lot of love to give, and so my love sits on a little pot on top of the oven, |
| 0:48.3 | and it goes... |
| 0:50.3 | We didn't pull the sail up to go into a sandbar. |
| 0:53.3 | I'm full sail ahead, so. |
| 0:55.1 | Like, my heart gets warm. |
| 0:56.4 | It really, like, it really just melts over. |
| 0:59.1 | There's potential for that. |
| 1:00.1 | I truly believe that. |
| 1:01.3 | And then next thing, you know, the pot's screaming, and it's time to pour some tea. |
| 1:06.4 | Hey, bitches. |
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