Ep 205: Failed State

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from our homes! This week: sports, hip hop, quarantine and more!

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0:00.0	The day of noise.
0:02.8	Boy, boy, boy, boy.
0:05.9	Mr. President, I'm here with CNBCB, T-M-S-M-B-C-K-R-P-A-K-A-K-P-G-L-K-M-N-I-T-B.
0:21.3	We have a question.
0:22.1	Thank you, thank you.
0:23.9	Just lovely conversation over.
0:25.7	Just we want you to ask you.
0:27.2	You know, we see that Jack the Hater, you know, also I would like to clarify that I am actual
0:33.4	news agency.
0:34.4	I haven't been brought here by Mr. Trump who is the greatest president that America has ever seen.
0:39.4	No, I didn't know you.
0:40.4	And he was a good one.
0:42.4	And he inherited a mess from that Hawaiian Obama.
0:46.2	That's right.
0:47.2	Yeah, that's right.
0:48.2	So Mr. Obama.
0:49.2	So King President, I mean, Mr. President, could you please explain why Jack, that's roughly
0:53.9	beard caterer, is not letting you shine and tweet to these holes on Twitter?
0:58.7	Well, it's very simple.
1:01.1	Jack eats soil.
1:02.9	I eat talkables.
1:04.5	Okay.
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