We all spend so much effort creating lifestyles where we do what never leave the couch

Right, you don't have to leave the house to do anything you want to do we text we face time

We have chat apps online gaming my son Mario plays fortnight with kids all over the country never leaves his bed

My daughter Bella's a tiktok machine now her sister chachaus right on her heels

They shop all over the internet. It's all delivered to the door their Amazon prime box is all over the damn place

Grubhub and new apps every day that deliver exotic food. I've never even heard of all over my house

How many brag about countless hours days?

Binging on limitless series that you don't even remember a month later now

You're being asked to do basically that and you're freaking out come on man a

Generation or so ago they were called to a war that took them to hell for years

They signed up in waves to serve they lied about their age

They lied about their health to get a chance to make a sacrifice for this country you are being asked to stay on the couch

You

Checking in with you bitches as we're all stuck in our houses and our apartments my god

This is a life changer, huh?

How's everybody doing man? What's going on Jeremy? All right here we go

Roland and Ray a Rachel what's up from Minnesota?

Hope you're hanging in there with this damn coronavirus

Yeah, I saw that Tom Brady the big news today is not the pandemic that is taking over the world and

Spreading like wildfire here in America

The the big news today in America is that Tom Brady is leaving the New England Patriots

This son of a bitch is the smartest man in the world because he decides to announce that he's leaving the Patriots during a pandemic

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