Today on The Matt Wall Show, environmentalism has turned into a doomsday cult.

So we'll talk about the apocalyptic fervor that is now gripping the climate alarmist.

Also, a basketball announcer has been suspended for making a completely innocuous comment that

disingenuous people have interpreted as racist.

We'll talk about that.

Bill Marr is sneering at small town Americans, but he's doing so in a way that is really

embarrassing for him and shows how out of touch he is.

And finally, Michael Jackson's cultish followers have been coming after me insisting that a man

who shared his bed with little boys wasn't actually a pervert.

So we'll talk about why they're completely wrong and also perhaps crazy today on The

Matt Wall Show.

Well folks, the Oscars were last night and it's pretty exciting stuff.

It appears that this and that movie won and people were upset because this happened and

that happened.

This person wore an outrageous outfit, so on and so forth, yada yada, et cetera.

That's my coverage of the Academy Awards.

I couldn't make myself care about this kind of thing if you paid me and well, actually,

I guess I am paid to care about the news, but I still don't care about this.

I just can't manage to do it.

All I ever think about when I see that something like the Academy Awards is on, all I ever

can think is what must the space aliens think?

The space aliens that I'm sure are somewhere out there on planet Galgitron or whatever,

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