Ep. 205: Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number, Plus Professional Wrestling...As Moms!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Biz and Theresa wonder if we're putting too much or too little weight on our kids' actual ages. Every time our older kids reach a new age, it seems younger than we imagined it would be, and our younger kids -- no matter how old they get -- always seem little compared to our big kids. When we set limits and expectations based on our kids' ages, it always somehow feels totally arbitrary! Plus, Biz acts like she cares, Theresa solves the formula, and we talk to actresses and moms Kimmy Gatewood and Rebecca Johnson about Glow, the new Netflix series about lady wrestlers. Follow Kimmy! @KimmyGatewood Follow Rebecca! @HelloRebekka Glow on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/80114988 Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are Boll and Branch and thredUP. Go to http://www.bollandbranch.com and you’ll get $50 off your first set of sheets plus free shipping in the U.S. when you use the promo code BADMOTHER. One Bad Mother is also supported in part by thredUP, the world’s largest online thrift store. Right now, go to http://www.thredUP.com/badmother to get an extra 40% off your first order. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	This is a part-time working mom with a big kid and a little kid.
0:04.5	And I'm Teresa. I have a family business, two young kids, and a baby.
0:08.6	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.2	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is
0:15.0	one bad mother.
0:17.0	This week on One Bad Mother, Age ain't nothing but a number.
0:23.0	Plus, Biz acts like she cares.
0:25.0	Theresa has figured out the formula,
0:27.0	and we talk to Kimmy Gatewood and Rebecca Johnson
0:30.0	about the new Netflix series, glow.
0:32.0	Whoo! about the new Netflix series glow.
0:33.0	Whoa!
0:35.0	How are you Teresa?
0:38.0	Super tired.
0:40.0	There's so many things in my brain now.
0:44.7	Oh, do you have any idea how many things are in my brain?
0:47.3	You do probably because you have like a really similar number of things in your brain.
0:50.7	But like it's a lot of numbers.
0:52.2	It's just so many people and things to keep
0:54.4	track of. We used to like, it's like they're squirrels a player. It's like what are we doing? I don't know, that came out of some like sketch meeting one that's,
1:04.0	like there's squirrels up there, I can't stay focused on anything.
1:08.0	No, I'm just focused on a million things.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.