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Ep. 204 March Sadness

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie talk about the newly declassified JFK documents, March Madness, the Secret Service, Harvard's cheap tuition, and much more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Comp. Hello.

0:21.6

Hello, Lucy.

0:22.6

How are you today?

0:23.6

I've been up all night going over these JFK documents.

0:28.6

Oh my God.

0:29.6

I, you know me, I'm a, I'm a big, what they call that?

0:34.6

Like a JFK bug?

0:35.6

A big grassy, no, buff.. A big grassy knoll buff.

0:38.3

I'm a grassy knoll.

0:40.2

I'm a cricket in a grassy knoll.

0:43.3

You know, I just love, I don't even care that much about it.

0:48.2

I'm not particularly patriotic.

0:51.4

But it just, it seems also just kind of like a big ball. I mean, we watch JFK the movie. It feels like a big, like extravagant ball. Like you're, you're at, you're a, like, a, like a, like a, a, like a sui and all these different characters. There's the mob. There's the, there's the, uh, you know, guys, uh, who work for the O and I. Yeah. I don't know what that means. But when you watch JFK, it's like once and I, always owe an I. It's like, what? There's some kind of gay orgy in the middle of it, too, right? Yeah, there's multiple gay orgies. I mean, that movie, I based most of my life on that movie one way or another.

1:28.4

So this is a big day for me.

1:31.2

Do not forget your fallen king.

1:33.5

Do not forget them.

1:37.4

So yeah, I mean, this is, we're going to get to that in just a second.

1:41.8

Remember while we're here, you know, why,

1:45.0

like and subscribe. It didn't think anything. JFK would have done it. It's nothing to you.

1:51.8

You know, like so many nickels falling through your hands. Is that how the expression goes?

1:58.4

Like so many nickels that I spit out my mouth and you forsake me but no you like

2:05.2

subscribe the notification bell that's how democracy manifests through you know just just

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