President Trump, who is literally Hitler, oversaw a raid by ICE agents who are literally

Nazis to arrest 95-year-old Jacqueau Pallige, the last known Nazi collaborator living in

the United States at his home in Queens, New York, and deport him to Germany.

We will explain how literally Hitler can cast out Nazis.

Then, Andy Millennial stops by to rap about socialism.

Ariana Grande proves that feminism is witchcraft at the VMAs.

Coretty B gets ready to become a Republican.

And don't call it a comeback seriously.

Don't call it a comeback, but the reanimated corpse of my third cousin once removed Hillary

Clinton may be running for president.

Again, I'm Michael Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles show.

There is too much to get to today.

There is way too much to, and we got to leave enough time to hang out with Andy Millennial

because he's going to give us the lowdown on what all the youths are talking about today,

like socialism and stuff like that.

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