Well, folks, Kamala Harris has now accepted the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

A nomination she earned by and also by do.

And also, well, so here's the thing.

Kamala Harris's entire campaign comes down to one word.

It's all just bullshit.

That's all.

That's what it was last night she has no policies she apparently

didn't exist before last night it's amazing she someone struck the ground and up she popped from the

ground in a haze of smoke and there she was fully formed but without any positions you see she's not

been vice president of the united states she's not responsible for a single thing that has happened for the last three and a half years. In fact, the last three and a half years were a figment of your imagination. None of it has happened. The actual president of the United States right now today is Donald Trump and he must be ousted because he's the incumbent. We need a change. That's the thing that Kamala Harris is here to tell you.

And the way to change horses right now is to leave the exact same horse.

That's the way to do it.

But remember, she wasn't a liberal senator.

She wasn't the most liberal senator in the United States.

That never happened.

That didn't exist.

None of it.

Kamala Harris is here to bring us forward, not backward, up, not down.

She just gave a speech last night.

That was codos from Free House of Horror from The Simpsons.

You can literally substitute in quotations from a parodical alien who inhabited the body of Bill Clinton in the

Simpsons in 1996. And it sounds exactly like Kamala Harris, because we are now a country beyond

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