Well, folks, last night was night three of the Democratic National Convention.

If you want all the real-time updates you could ever seek, you need election wire live.

It's every night during the DNC, 7.45 p.m. Central. God love them. They're there covering this bleep show.

Here's the thing. You might be able to sense already. I am highly irritable today.

Not because of the state of the races, we'll discuss in a moment. I'm really irritable today, not because of the state of the race,

as we'll discuss in a moment. I'm really irritable because I don't like the sensation of the entire

Democratic media human centipede peeing on my leg and then insisting that we all dance in the rain.

We are being lied to. It is annoying. It is irritating beyond all reason. So stop telling me, Kamala Harris is a wondrous

politician and a symbol of hope and joy who dances and sings and cooks rather than what she is,

a manipulative, chameleonic, corrupt careerist who shifts her positions and her person at whim

and who will not answer a single damned question. Not one. We are now on day.

33 of answering zero questions. She's running for presidents of the United States. And we're

supposed to believe that it's all about the vibes, man. It's all about how she really loves

Venn diagrams and she's feeling, are you feeling the joy? Are you feeling the joy?

Stop telling me,

Tim Wall's a good old bar championship winning football coach. Instead of what he is, a radical

left winger who caters to trans politics and lets BLM radicals burn down the major cities in Minnesota

and calls socialism neighborliness and apparently visits China every five seconds. Stop lying to me. Also,

he's a weird cook. Have you seen him? Stop telling me that Joe Biden is like George Washington.

He's a man willing to sacrifice for the public good. When in reality, Joe Biden is the most

corrupt politician of my lifetime. He used his public position to enrich his corrupt venal family

for literally decades since before

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