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Um, Cork, Mike, could I see you here in my office?

Yes, uh, yes, sir.

Uh, I wanted to talk to you about how boring the ship has been lately. Oh, you think the ship's been boring? Yeah, I've been kind of bored, and I've been thinking we need to, like, you know, maybe get out of here and just, like, you know, head into, like, a more populated area and it's taken some culture. You know, you're right. This ship sucks. Like, we need to shake the dust off and throw away this report about how efficiency is up.

Yeah.

Yeah, and that it's been our best quarter in years.

Efficiency is stupid. I'm going to do something exciting.

I want to see a little nightlife. You want to see a little nightlife?

Yeah, let me just crumple this pad up.

Oh, I just need a little leverage here on your desk.

Do you mind if I...

No, go ahead.

I'm super impressed so far.

Yeah.

All right.

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