Hello Adam Bucksdon here. If you're listening to this podcast for the first time,

welcome. Thanks so much for giving it a try. You may not want to hear the long version of my intro

and instead get straight to my conversation with Tom Hanks. If that's the case, then skip forward

9 minutes. I added one more podcast to the giant podcast bin. Now you have

plugged that podcast out and started listening. I took my microphone and found some human folk.

Then I recorded all the noises while we spoke. My name is Adam Bucksdon. I'm a man.

I want you to enjoy this. That's the plan.

Hey, how you doing podcasts? Adam Bucksdon here reporting to you from a big pile of garden

clippings and old bits of wood. Last year's Christmas tree is here and at some point there will be

the annual bonfire and we'll burn effigies of Marvel characters that we're bored of and dance

around naked and sing and laugh. I don't know exactly when it'll happen. When it gets warmer,

but I just added to the pile. Don't tell my wife, my wife. I just added an old wicker chair

that has been hanging around for so long and it's totally knackered. Maybe my wife imagines that one

day someone's going to repair it, but that is never ever going to happen. It's never happened before

in the history of furniture in Castle Buckley's. I don't understand why she thinks it'll happen with

the wicker chair, the ancient wicker chair, which no one ever sits in. Even if you were able to repair,

it wouldn't even be worth it really. It's not even a nice one. It's not like a fancy

it's an old crap wicker chair. Yes, repairing things, good, definitely repair things. Don't just

toss things away if you can avoid it, but this chair will never be repaired. So I've popped it on

the bonfire pile and I've hidden it with some branches. So if she were to say, oh my god, what's

happened to the wicker chair? I can say, oh I know where it is. I'll get it. Just you stay here.

But obviously I'm hoping that's not going to happen and I don't think it will. How are you doing

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