Welcome to the award-winning podcast, sponsored by Cooker 100 degree boiling hot water straight from your kitchen tap. It's the 200th episode. Woo-hoo! So I have a special guest for you. I've pulled out all the stops and put up the bail money to get him out of prison. Mark is back. Hey Mark. Special guest, am I?

Special guests. Well, they expected something like Ricky Javis or Jennifer Aniston or someone and they've

got me. What did you go to prison for? Well, you, you grasp me up. It was stealing from your house,

wasn't it? Yeah, I had to sack him for stealing. But you're back, Mark.

Yeah, I am.

You're back.

How are you?

Are you well?

I'm good.

Oh, you will not believe how busy I've been.

Oh, I'm, let me think.

Now, there was, I've got a new toothbrush, electric toothbrush.

Oh, they're great, though, aren't they? It's a really good shine on your teeth.

Now, Mark, before we start, I would like to remind everyone that on this podcast,

I'm likely to be giving advice, because we're doing a bit of a dear love joy as Mark's back.

And I'm not trained in therapy, business or medicine.

So if you're taking advice off me, you're taking advice off a TV presenter, which we all know is a horrible idea. It's a terrible,

horrible. It's terrible. How was your Christmas, Mark? It was great. Thank you very much.

As great as it can be. Yeah, you know, classic food, booze, too many sweets. Get any good presents?

I did. I got a very nice pair of headphones i got some very nice books one of which

you know about because you bought for me oh yeah yeah you enjoying it i'm loving it that's brilliant

yeah yeah and i got a couple of other ones as well but yeah all all very nice the book i bought mark

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