EP 20 - You Can't Scare Me!

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2016

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This episode is for the dumb kids at school. You know who you are. You remember hating all those fancy nerds with their words and books and full sentences.... didn't you just want to prank them all? Follow the story of of two idiots who hate a girl for no good reason and decide to prank her by putting mud on themselves. Dom, Chad, and Paul reunite as a complete trio for this terrible book and discuss other topics such as warg'ing into animals to make love to other animals, the dark production secrets of the film "Milo and Otis", and the comedic longevity of "Spaceballs".

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0:00.0	The I finished game of Thrones.
0:33.3	Well, you caught up?
0:34.7	Like all of Game of Thrones.
0:35.9	Yeah, all of it.
0:36.9	I'm all caught up.
0:37.3	Did you read it or just watch it?
0:39.4	Well, you can't read to be all caught up.
0:42.0	You must watch to be all caught up.
0:43.5	You could break into George Aramart's house.
0:46.5	And into his brain.
0:47.4	Into his brain.
0:48.0	Yeah, well, part of it's reading his transcripts and the one's like torture. Richard. Chad, didn't one night you like try to use your vibe to project yourself into
0:55.3	George R. Martin's three. I don't want to I don't want to I don't put this on the podcast. We
0:59.8	ask I did I did um swordfish which is a hacker term for hacking. I did swordfish my way into
1:05.7	George R. Martin's home for hacking. Uh, I sort fish into his home, Thea, his AOL internet connection.
1:12.7	And it was weird because, like, I was kind of in George R.R. Martin,
1:17.1	but also, like, I could see him.
1:18.7	So it was kind of, like, out of body at the same time.
1:20.5	And I made him start to tell, I guess, himself secrets.
1:24.4	Yeah, well, what's weird about George R. Martin is that, like, his internet is just real old
1:28.1	because he's never updated it.
1:29.5	So it's still 1996 internet.
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