Ep 20: Patrón Añejo
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peeve's wrecks and a bib. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah. |
| 0:21.0 | Hey, folks. Here we are. We might be drunk. We're here. We got a whole different setup. Some nice digs. |
| 0:28.0 | I like it a nice drink, a little tequila. I like that when we were doing the Zoom ones, we were doing different drinks and that was fun, but this is something about doing the same drink. Yes, we're on the same page. Here we go. |
| 0:39.0 | Clink it up. We got a nice anaeho. This was a gift from my pal, Jamie Lynn. Oh, she's the best. Yeah, I would never buy this. This is like, you know, top shelf stuff. |
| 0:51.0 | It was good stuff, man. Look at that. I'm a clear tequila guy, but this is so smooth. Anaeho is, I don't know a lot about tequila, but that's what that's the tequila snobs. Love the anaeho. That's where they always order order. |
| 1:02.0 | What the hell's a mezcal? Okay, I don't see I'm the wrong guy to ask. I think I think like a is it to a mezcal or tequila can be a mezcal, but a mezcal. Something weird. I'm totally off here. It's tough. It's like I don't even know why I started that sentence. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm like, I should just shut the fuck up. Well, it's like when you call a cube in a Mexican, people like, what are you crazy? They totally different. I'm like, oh, are they out there? |
| 1:25.0 | They don't seem that different, but you say, oh, are they? Yeah, I was just in Miami. So I did that on accident. Yeah, it got ugly. Don't do that. Yeah, I'll never do that at the cock fight again. |
| 1:37.0 | If you're in Miami, you just got to go cube and every time. Yeah, like New York, Puerto Rican. Yeah, good point. Good point. That's that's the guess. The Dominicans are mixed in and then you get a Guatemalan and a Venezuelan every now and then it's tough. |
| 1:50.0 | I was getting some threatening messages. I did a joke and I got this about where I say dating me is kind of like it's like going to the Dominican Republic. You know, it's like you're like, oh, this is great for like five days. But after that, you're like, this had some problems. I'm not aware of. |
| 2:05.0 | And everyone's in a while to get shared and I'll get like another message. I'm like, I'm Dominican. And if I see you, I'm going to kick your fucking ass. Yeah. |
| 2:13.0 | And I'm just like the joke is about people being stupid and not knowing that their vacation spots have problems. And then I'm fucked up. |
| 2:22.0 | It's kind of the reverse thing when you're shitting on a city, like you're like fucking Cleveland on somebody goes, I love Cleveland. Like, no, I was shitting on it. |
| 2:30.0 | They just hear their town. They go crazy. By the way, Dominicans, what they have an N word pass. Do they? I mean, I don't know what I've heard. I think it varies. |
| 2:41.0 | You know, white people are always like, oh, you're stealing black culture, which is true, but so are they. I mean, do they have a pass? |
| 2:49.0 | I think so. I mean, go up to go up to Washington Heights. It's said quite liberally. I'm just saying, I don't know the rules. Now the Asian kids are saying it. Who knows? |
| 3:01.0 | That's definitely not that's definitely not flying. I don't think maybe that's where all the the hate's coming from. No, I don't think so. I've seen the videos. |
| 3:10.0 | Yeah. This is good stuff. I mean, I like it to Keela because is it an upper? They say it's like the only. I say it's the only upper, but I never get like I get like a temporary boost. Yeah, that's true. |
| 3:24.0 | That's a good point. That is the first thing that the tequila guys like, you know, it's the only upper. And you're like, all right, I've heard that six times. Why are you doing cocaine as well? |
| 3:31.0 | Right, right. But Bert Crusher said, go clear. Tequila vodka gin less hangover. Yeah. So that's how I got into it. Now I'm hooked, but this is an a ho is hitting the spot. |
| 3:43.0 | It's where go clear is what they say when you join Scientology. All right. |
| 3:47.0 | Yeah. Yeah. That's got to hangover though. That sticks with you. Either way, either way, you've told people too much. Right. |
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