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OMG Hi! with George Lopez Podcast

Ep. 20 OMG Hi! More Gil Carrillo & Voicemails

OMG Hi! with George Lopez Podcast

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4.8614 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In part two of this two-parter, George is joined by podcast favorite Gil Carrillo and producer Grant Lease for more fan voicemails, some real talk about fatherhood and expectations, and a short story about an encounter in Germany that may be Gil's craziest story yet. OMG,

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0:00.0

So we're staring at each other.

0:02.0

He says, I want you to know that I was once an SS trooper.

0:06.0

Wow.

0:07.0

And I killed many GIs.

0:10.0

Sometimes I had to kill them behind lines with a garot.

0:14.0

What say you?

0:16.0

Hello everyone!

0:18.0

Ola, mis amigos.

0:19.0

You're listening to, oh my God, hi, I, I'm God, with me, George Lopez. Because you know, let's do the show because I got to go that drag clear by Keith Phelps. He p. He got to go get some Neo-Sport and Paul. You know what George is? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

0:38.6

What's his name? George.

0:40.1

Lopez.

0:40.6

George Lopez.

0:41.7

Oh, my God.

0:42.9

OMG.

0:43.7

Oh, my God. Hi.

0:45.1

Oh, my God.

0:46.1

Hi!

0:48.6

Didn't have freshman ball.

0:49.9

They had varsity, Bs, and C's.

0:52.8

Right.

0:53.4

And so I'm trying for the B team. I'm a freshman, and I was the last guy they cut from the team. The coach just pulled me aside. He says, hey, I gotta tell you, son, he says, you're good, I was a catcher. He says, you got good defensive skills, he says, and you can hit. He said, but I'm building my team on speed. He says, it's the speed you don't have. Wow. He says, so. He says, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to cut you. And I was the last guy to get cut from the team. And I never played organized ball again. Shit, that's, wow, that's crazy. And you got a sign Dodgers hat. Hey, well, a mine, because I played softball for years, and my wife, there was a problem. She just said, hey, I was playing ball three times a week. And she says, can you cut down to two at least? One of the guys I played with, the guy reminded me a Mookie Betts, black guy. And my son was a ring bearer in his wedding. He married to a Latina. And I was telling him, yeah, the doctor said, you know, I'd never run. I used to wear those braces and fucked up shoes. Yeah. When I was a kid, he said, your doctor was right. You never have been able to run, motherfucker. Wow. Jalach. I know. Where does speed come from, the abdominal area? If I was a... I don't I don't know. I didn't have that. I never find it. Somewhere I am not in touch with. Yeah. I was never, I was good with the glove. I've got a good arm, but running. No buenos. All right, dude. What's going on? We're back. This is part two?

2:18.3

That's part two?

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