Ep. 20 - Election Aftermath, Crushin' on a Fitness Professional + Our Craziest Question Yet

Almost 30

Krista Williams & Lindsey Simcik

Alternative Health, Self-improvement, Health & Fitness, Education

4.5 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

You guys, the girls are still recovering from this one. This week they have a murder mystery on their hands (how frickin' dramatic is that!?). But first, Krista and Lindsey share their "HUNDRED/NOT HUNDRED" of the week. Two weeks post election, and the girls are able to articulate their emotional response to the election outcome. This is unedited. STAY WOKE FAM. CHASE THE DARK WITH BRIGHT LIGHT. Speaking of bright light...It's an uber driver (again) and a fitness instructor that fill 'em up. Prepare for a full blown profession of love on air. And, uh, Lindsey's Uber Driver is friends with a raccoon. UBER ROCKS. FINALLY, WHAT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. A listener calls in with a crazy story, followed by a "what the heck should I do"? Sorry, can't ruin this one. Let's just say the girls never thought dating on an app could be so darn KOOKY and LAW & ORDER-esque. This story is not to be missed. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Chartable - https://chartable.com/privacy Podsights - https://podsights.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Almost 30 with Christa Williams and Lindsay Simpson.
0:12.5	Each week we catch up with Christa and Lindsay to hear what's happening now.
0:17.0	What hilariousness happened in?
0:18.8	Ant-ass.
0:19.8	Is it Almost 30?
0:20.8	Hey guys, welcome to Almost 30.
0:22.8	Hey guys.
0:23.8	It is Lindsay Simpson.
0:26.1	Christa Williams, what's up?
0:28.4	I'm feeling all sorts of furesh today.
0:31.4	I went to an amazing event last night in Santa Monica and meditated two seats down from
0:37.0	common, the rapper.
0:38.0	What do you like in person?
0:39.0	And it was fucking amazing.
0:40.8	He's amazing.
0:41.8	He's so buttery.
0:42.8	Tall and buttery.
0:43.8	So tall and buttery.
0:44.8	Like I love how he's the only rapper that's tall.
0:47.5	All rappers are 5, 7 and under.
0:49.6	Confident the palm of your hand.
0:50.6	Confident the palm of their hand.
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