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Huh, alright, where were we?

Do you mean the part after Yukon, yet another starlet into your bed?

Hey, it was my me-to-moment.

I don't think that's what that means.

Anyway, after that I saw the mouse girl at the window.

And then you fell through the bathroom floor to the cemetery in the woods,

where the wizard told you he had given you a big time Hollywood career

and wiped your memory of another kingdom.

Right, right, that night.

That night was the start of it.

Another kingdom, the final season,

written by me, Andrew Klavin, performed by Michael Knowles.

Episode 2, The Girl in the Madhouse

That night was the start of it.

Nothing in my perfect life was perfect after that.

Nothing was even good, not even the good parts.

The whole world was haunted.

The next morning, for instance, I was driving my silver Mercedes to the production office

peering gormlessly at the tinted windshield through a mental fog of exhaustion.

All in all, I hadn't slept more than an hour.

Just that last fitful hour before dawn, you know, when sleep is barely worth the trouble.

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