Welcome to ERA Biscuits. I'm Rhett. And I'm Link. Our guest on this week's show is the one and only Philip DeFranco.

We had quite a conversation with Phil that you're going to enjoy. If you enjoy amazing life details of narrow escapes from death and just crazy happenings, narrow escapes from weird relationships.

This guy has lived quite a life and we had quite a conversation with him that we're anxious for you to hear.

And he just got engaged talking about what he thinks of marriage, what we think of marriage. Okay. You know buckle up for that.

But first I did want to ask you if you thought that we, me and you were asking me not them. Yeah, we're going to go surfing tomorrow morning because we've been going.

A lot of people don't know this. We haven't been talking about it. We've been going every week for the past month. And then we took two weeks off because we got too busy and I think it's going to happen.

Stand up, stand up paddle boarding slash surfing. Yeah, basically trying to teach ourselves to surf at Will Rogers. Go take up. Don't tell them where we're going because they might show up and.

They will be embarrassing. But lessons or something. It's funny because I was trying to say teach ourselves to surf when no one's there. So we wouldn't be embarrassed. And here I am saying where it is.

Yeah, well, they don't know what tower we go out to and they don't know what time we get there.

And we didn't mention the masks that we wear. That's right. That make us look like merman.

But yeah, I have a hankering to go back. I am over my injury.

You cracked a rib. I mean, I thought it was just a bruised rib. But then, you know, after three weeks, it doesn't feel any better. That's a cracked rib.

Can you take a deep breath now and is it so hurt? No, I'm recovered, which means I can go out and re-endram myself. So I'm ready to do that.

Yeah, so it's admittedly it's a little bit dorky to grown men out there on these very large boards. I think it's cute.

Falling down quite a bit. I was, I gotta say, I didn't have a very self-conscious moment because we got out there and there was a high school surfing class that was occupying the same strand of beach.

And there's all these high school girls out there. I noticed that you moved down the beach once they really started coming out. I was like, I don't want to be around these high schoolers.

I know how it is in high school. They're going to start bullying me. They're going to make fun of me. The tall guy in the wet suit on the stand-up paddle board. They're on the cool surf boards.

Who can't surf? I stayed down there. I saw that where they were. Can you follow your board a few times?

I embarrassed myself. I decided to paddle. I did the paddle of shame. Pass all the high schoolers. And at one point these two high school girls heckled me.

Yeah, I saw that and heard it. They said, Hey, paddle boarder. And I was like, Hey, paddle boarders. And I was like, good morning.

What are you? Are you a group or something? He said, we're a class. We're learning to surf. Maybe you would want to get a real surf board. Heckled me. And I was like, well, I didn't know what's like. I know you are. But what am I?

They said that that you should get a real surf board. I said, why don't you have someone your own age? I just didn't have a good response.

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