You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at there, people are stupid.

Sometimes the couch is like a little too big.

Like, I feel like I'm like, I need a fucking, like. And then like you're seeing inner thigh here. So now I'm always self-conscious. Whenever we're on the couch doing it from the apartment, people always comment. They're like I can see your balls. I should have worn sweatpants. Or like sometimes I don't wear socks when we're here and they're like your feet are disgusting. Do you know what I think about every so often? Whenever someone mentions the term sweatpants, what actually is relatively similar to penis. See? Exactly. Is dad, remember dad used to work with someone when he was fresh out of law school whose balls were so big. I think he had like elephantitis or something. His balls were so big he couldn't wear slack or sweatpants. So he had a shelf to court wearing black sweatpants. So like at first you would think, oh, that's kind of sick. Then it's like you don't want big balls. You want a big. Pek. Well, I think elephantitis is like your balls are so big. Like each ball is huge. No, you don't want that. You don't want that.

But then I guess you have, okay, I got to move this pillow.

Well, you saw how Trump said.

But it's like the more, the bigger your balls are the more masculine.

No, the opposite, I think.

Smaller the balls, not more testosterone.

Yeah, because in, like in primates, gorillas and chimpanzees,

the smaller the balls,

the more alpha they are in the hierarchy,

the more likely they are to become alpha.

Damn.

So that's why I'm running.

I'm Zeta.

Why?

Because you got massive balls?

Did you see Trump mentioned that he was like,

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