EP 199 - The Poo Poo Episode

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Matt Watson & Ryan Magee

Improv, Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

4.9 • 10.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	Fuck, please man, I hate him. I hate seeing him.
0:03.7	Please?
0:04.3	Yes.
0:04.9	I have 10 in a tub of air and I just,
0:06.7	because I put soap and water and it's their little jail cell.
0:10.7	And I'll ride McGee private prison.
0:12.7	If I find one on Lego or if I find one I just fucking take it and I put it in there and I watch it suffer.
0:17.8	And then I, and then sometimes I take some soap and I, and I glop it on top of it and then I watch it with the soap sink down to the bottom struggling.
0:26.3	That little fuck.
0:27.0	I have a prison of, I currently 10 inmates of, of fleas.
0:31.4	So Ryan, you got a private prison going.
0:33.4	I do.
0:34.0	Did I hate fleas?
0:35.0	When I was a kid, when my pets would get fleas.
0:36.8	I blame you, man.
0:37.6	Why are you blaming me?
0:38.8	I thought one, it's that one flea.
0:40.5	I've had no fleas in my house.
0:41.8	That infested my whole house.
0:43.4	It's that one flea on that kitten.
0:45.3	The timing is questionable.
0:46.6	It's, because it was literally the day after where I noticed the flea, like the fleas.
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