Ep 199: Spice World
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2018
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
This episode is a real a mindkiller, with an important message: Kids, do drugs.
Improvised October 21 from a suggestion by Ken Kreer via Facebook
Edited by Chris Rathjen
Featuring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Chodi Fosster
Eli Mandel as Security Chief Rip Stipley, Mother Sporty
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Becket Beckam
Nick Wagner as Lt. Cdr. Ch'arles Lorem, Great Caterpillar
Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King, En. Spot
Sponsored by Cards Against Humanity and the Chicago Podcast Coop
Featuring music from David Lynch's Dune.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvised Star Trek was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. |
| 0:08.0 | They asked us not to read an ad. Enjoy the show. |
| 0:23.6 | So read. So, Rita, since you have sad and low, we will take you where you gotta go. So, Rita, since you have struggled in the past... |
| 0:28.6 | Okay, I... |
| 0:29.6 | And the present. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm already mad. With what? |
| 0:34.6 | I mean, if we consider, like, tuesday part of the present you have struggled |
| 0:39.3 | in the past and the present with a little bit of drug overuse i would not say i've struggled i think |
| 0:47.8 | i've done very well at using drugs okay that's true yeah that's true i do not see like i've not |
| 0:54.1 | seen a lot of struggle there. |
| 0:56.4 | My earring? Did you know my earring? Full of space coke. |
| 0:59.9 | Wow, that is blasphemous and highly problematic. |
| 1:05.1 | You can't trill-splayed my culture to me. |
| 1:07.6 | Okay, fair. I just thought I'd give you the heads up that we're traveling to a planet |
| 1:13.2 | renowned for being the supplier of the best drug in the galaxy. And if you need anything, I'm here for you. |
| 1:26.2 | Yeah, could you pick some drugs up for me? Oh, yeah, |
| 1:29.1 | absolutely, yeah. So when we're saying the best drug in the galaxy, is this a drug I've used |
| 1:33.7 | before? I mean, it is kind of rare, so you may not have come across. It's called spice. And, |
| 1:41.9 | uh, are we going to spice world? Yeah, we're going to Spice World. |
| 1:45.5 | I thought this was a land of legend. |
| 1:47.6 | No, it really exists, and they've got really good drugs there. |
| 1:51.5 | I remember when I first heard of Spice World. |
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