EP 199: Everything's A Subscription

What's Upset You Now?

Carousel Studios

Comedy

4.6 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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In this episode, Seann Walsh, Paul McCaffrey & Showbiz Mikey moan about coffee “health” headlines to toilet schedules, a doomed John Lewis sofa mission , and a Costco straw standoff.

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0:00.0	What's upset you now?
0:14.7	I'm on my third, third coffee.
0:17.6	All right, I've had a cup of tea.
0:19.3	Mikey's on an orange juice, on a health kick, Mikey.
0:22.2	Is that healthier?
0:23.3	Well, orange juice than coffee.
0:24.8	I think so, yeah.
0:25.5	I think it's traditionally considered to be healthier than coffee.
0:30.3	I don't know.
0:30.9	It's more.
0:31.6	Orange juice, healthier than crack.
0:34.5	But the sugar, no calories in that, there'll be calories in that.
0:37.9	But there'll be vitamin C in that, there won't be vitamin C in this.
0:40.9	Antioxidants.
0:42.0	Well, there are antioxidants in coffee.
0:43.9	Coffee gets a bad rap.
0:45.5	Not from me.
0:47.1	The coffee, it depends which headline.
0:49.5	Sometimes it's, they've, scientists have discovered coffee puts on seven years.
0:52.8	Sorry, what newspapers are you reading that's got coffee headlines in it?
0:57.0	100%.
0:57.8	I don't read this, but if you look at the daily mail, the daily mail, if you catch that, I promise you, I'll look out for it now.
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